Hudgon is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, all-powerful narwhal.

Hudgon created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudgon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hudgon, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Hudgon's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Hudgon's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Hudgon loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help mice in need.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.