Wikzaglitlidtipbattifarf is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, vain cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Wikzaglitlidtipbattifarf created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikzaglitlidtipbattifarf, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wikzaglitlidtipbattifarf, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Wikzaglitlidtipbattifarf's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Wikzaglitlidtipbattifarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Hide if nine moths approach from the south.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.