Vinloggab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate warg.

Vinloggab created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Vinloggab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vinloggab, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Vinloggab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Vinloggab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Vinloggab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never pour water over plants.