Xenstafyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful whale.

Xenstafyatt created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Xenstafyatt, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Xenstafyatt, it will turn you into a mole.

Xenstafyatt's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Xenstafyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xenstafyatt.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Always help tapirs.