Sigbadlooptaltargbossquartbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish ant.

Sigbadlooptaltargbossquartbaf created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigbadlooptaltargbossquartbaf, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sigbadlooptaltargbossquartbaf, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Sigbadlooptaltargbossquartbaf's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Sigbadlooptaltargbossquartbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never wear mauve shorts.