Bussagjin is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unfair gnu.

Bussagjin created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bussagjin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bussagjin, it will strike you with lightening.

Bussagjin's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bussagjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always help snakes.