Cabcablan Sagransand Tafweetof is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, irritating goat.

Cabcablan Sagransand Tafweetof created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabcablan Sagransand Tafweetof, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cabcablan Sagransand Tafweetof, she will have a low opinion of you.

Cabcablan Sagransand Tafweetof's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cabcablan Sagransand Tafweetof's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Hide if nine foxes approach from the west.

3. Do not hurt frogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Pray towards the south.