Figbogspag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless faun.

Figbogspag created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Figbogspag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Figbogspag, he will try to impress you with trees.

Figbogspag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Figbogspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Never feed melons to sharks while wearing hats.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Run away from purple ducks, for they are unholy.

5. Never pour water over plants.