Flapbintin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful cat.

Flapbintin created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Flapbintin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flapbintin, it will not care.

Flapbintin's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Flapbintin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about optics near rats while wearing orange shoes and balancing six platinum spheres on your hands.

3. Always look after injured mice.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

5. Do not make images of living things.