Targrotdon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, capable dragonfly.

Targrotdon created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Targrotdon, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targrotdon, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Targrotdon's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Targrotdon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Targrotdon on top of all buildings.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Do not hurt squirrels.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.