Quillgumgep is a god.

She takes the form of a large, staggering troll.

Quillgumgep created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillgumgep, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quillgumgep, she will turn you into a worm.

Quillgumgep's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Quillgumgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Quillgumgep loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Quillgumgep.