Fummobbidbigcadsas is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, boastful lizard.

Fummobbidbigcadsas created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fummobbidbigcadsas, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fummobbidbigcadsas, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fummobbidbigcadsas' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fummobbidbigcadsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Never wear cyan stockings.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.