Jipgengub is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, grumpy fox.

Jipgengub created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipgengub, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jipgengub, it will turn you into a goat.

Jipgengub's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Jipgengub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not hurt shrews.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Jipgengub in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never write about black holes.