Bonkbatfid is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous yak.

Bonkbatfid created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkbatfid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bonkbatfid, it will turn you into a rock.

Bonkbatfid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bonkbatfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not hurt turtles.