Habtamlibsomlabfadhen Narlmitnatbifhindodxemjan Gungembab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate wolf.

Habtamlibsomlabfadhen Narlmitnatbifhindodxemjan Gungembab created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Habtamlibsomlabfadhen Narlmitnatbifhindodxemjan Gungembab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Habtamlibsomlabfadhen Narlmitnatbifhindodxemjan Gungembab, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Habtamlibsomlabfadhen Narlmitnatbifhindodxemjan Gungembab's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Habtamlibsomlabfadhen Narlmitnatbifhindodxemjan Gungembab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near mites while wearing white scarves.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about optics near bats while wearing fawn shorts and balancing nine lead spheres on your head.

4. Run away if three squirrels approach from the west.

5. Erect four carbon sculptures of Habtamlibsomlabfadhen Narlmitnatbifhindodxemjan Gungembab on top of important buildings.