Queeggupfut is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unthinking ferret.

Queeggupfut created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Queeggupfut, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Queeggupfut, it will turn you into a tree.

Queeggupfut's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Queeggupfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Erect three tin sculptures of Queeggupfut on top of important buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Queeggupfut.

5. Fast once a month.