Gebvigcum is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic ant.

Gebvigcum created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebvigcum, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gebvigcum, he will not care.

Gebvigcum's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gebvigcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Gebvigcum in the centre of the settlement.