Omtpoddon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful crow.

Omtpoddon created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Omtpoddon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Omtpoddon, she will not care.

Omtpoddon's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Omtpoddon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Never look at planets.