Safladhad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, awesome goblin.

Safladhad created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safladhad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Safladhad, he will destroy your home solar system.

Safladhad's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Safladhad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Safladhad on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Erect six titanium sculptures of Safladhad on top of important buildings.

5. You must love Safladhad.