Hubxemfat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate grasshopper.

Hubxemfat created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubxemfat, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hubxemfat, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hubxemfat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Hubxemfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Hubxemfat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never mention snails.

4. Worship no other gods but Hubxemfat.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.