Tartabmin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, temperamental pigeon.

Tartabmin created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Tartabmin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tartabmin, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tartabmin's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tartabmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about gulls.

3. Tartabmin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not hurt snakes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tartabmin.