Waddobbonkbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, duplicitous gorilla.

Waddobbonkbonk created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Waddobbonkbonk, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Waddobbonkbonk, she will not invite you to parties.

Waddobbonkbonk's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Waddobbonkbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.