Timfasgan is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, flying otter.

Timfasgan created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Timfasgan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Timfasgan, he will try to impress you with trees.

Timfasgan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Timfasgan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. You must pray to Timfasgan eight times a day.

4. Timfasgan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.