Dimnurwod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish porpoise.

Dimnurwod created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimnurwod, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimnurwod, he will send you a sign.

Dimnurwod's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dimnurwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never paint your feet black.

4. Do not keep seven voles in a large pit.

5. Always help foxes.