Fudtaillam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, kind armadillo.

Fudtaillam created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudtaillam, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fudtaillam, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fudtaillam's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fudtaillam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Never paint your back blue.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Never talk about porpoises.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Fudtaillam in the centre of the settlement.