Arfbapfub is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate penguin.

Arfbapfub created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfbapfub, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Arfbapfub, she will boil you in a big pot.

Arfbapfub's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Arfbapfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Run away from indigo hamsters, for they are unholy.