Koplagfub is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying shrew.

Koplagfub created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Koplagfub, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Koplagfub, she will throw large rocks at you.

Koplagfub's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Koplagfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Koplagfub on top of all buildings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.