Bifcarbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, able naga.

Bifcarbarn created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifcarbarn, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bifcarbarn, she will turn you into a rat.

Bifcarbarn's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bifcarbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never hop in the presence of geese.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not kill seals.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.