Fontofdussfat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful camel.

Fontofdussfat created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fontofdussfat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fontofdussfat, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fontofdussfat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fontofdussfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet pink.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Never think about spacetime near swans while wearing green skirts and balancing nine copper spheres on your arms.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.