Kamabtim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful newt.

Kamabtim created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamabtim, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kamabtim, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kamabtim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Kamabtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing fawn shirts.