Busjonmegsand is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, temperamental finch.

Busjonmegsand created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Busjonmegsand, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Busjonmegsand, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Busjonmegsand's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Busjonmegsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never wear orange rings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never feed lots of melons to sheep while wearing yellow tights.