Beggedbin is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent parrot.

Beggedbin created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Beggedbin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Beggedbin, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Beggedbin's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Beggedbin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.