Fatmintom is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, prudent hedgehog.

Fatmintom created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatmintom, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fatmintom, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fatmintom's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fatmintom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Worship no other gods but Fatmintom.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.