Hubdutlad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, stupid porpoise.

Hubdutlad created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubdutlad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hubdutlad, it will turn you into a frog.

Hubdutlad's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hubdutlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Never hurt eagles.