Flyparkvilhabbabxenyimcat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, ruthless pig.

Flyparkvilhabbabxenyimcat created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyparkvilhabbabxenyimcat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flyparkvilhabbabxenyimcat, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Flyparkvilhabbabxenyimcat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Flyparkvilhabbabxenyimcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near tortoises while wearing green skirts.

2. Always obey Flyparkvilhabbabxenyimcat's priests.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.