Arnflamdonabhom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating squirrel.

Arnflamdonabhom created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnflamdonabhom, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Arnflamdonabhom, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Arnflamdonabhom's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Arnflamdonabhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect nine gold sculptures of Arnflamdonabhom on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about cell theory.