Wothanlap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying hydra.

Wothanlap created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wothanlap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wothanlap, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Wothanlap's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Wothanlap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Wothanlap loves tortoises, so they must be respected.