Tentof is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, proud
coyote.
Tentof created silver eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tentof, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Tentof, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Tentof's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Tentof's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
4. Never talk about stars.
5. Do not dye your hair gray.