Bustadten Tomwanlapsag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able raven.

Bustadten Tomwanlapsag created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bustadten Tomwanlapsag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bustadten Tomwanlapsag, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bustadten Tomwanlapsag's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bustadten Tomwanlapsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.