Natstersaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, temperamental dragonfly.

Natstersaf created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natstersaf, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Natstersaf, it will make you grow a tail.

Natstersaf's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Natstersaf's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Retreat if nine seals approach from the west.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.