Tenpogvil is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, selfish fairy.

Tenpogvil created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Tenpogvil, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tenpogvil, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tenpogvil's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tenpogvil's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve horses for they are unholy.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tenpogvil.

4. Retreat if eight cats approach from the west.

5. Tortoises are not to be trusted.