Omtdudpom is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, humane fairy.

Omtdudpom created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtdudpom, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Omtdudpom, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Omtdudpom's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Omtdudpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Omtdudpom's name in vain.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always help sick cats.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.