Sankabmut is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, ruthless meerkat.

Sankabmut created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sankabmut, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sankabmut, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sankabmut's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Sankabmut's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Sankabmut must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.