Nibafwab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, annoying dingo.

Nibafwab created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibafwab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nibafwab, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Nibafwab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Nibafwab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Retreat if six sheep approach from the east.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Hide if three tortoises approach from the south.

5. Never eat green fruit.