Haktundonpogxucfad is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, narcissistic shrew.

Haktundonpogxucfad created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Haktundonpogxucfad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Haktundonpogxucfad, he will refuse to believe in you.

Haktundonpogxucfad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Haktundonpogxucfad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Haktundonpogxucfad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.