Nurl is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy dolphin.

Nurl created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nurl, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nurl, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nurl's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight geese in a large pit.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near foxes while wearing gray dresses and balancing seven titanium spheres on your back.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.