Legnurdit is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving dog.

Legnurdit created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Legnurdit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Legnurdit, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Legnurdit's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Legnurdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near bats while wearing yellow skirts and balancing seven carbon spheres on your legs.

3. Worship no other gods but Legnurdit.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Legnurdit in the centre of the settlement.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.