Bagneling is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, humorless slug.

Bagneling created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagneling, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bagneling, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bagneling's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bagneling's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan tortoises for they are unholy.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.