Gessbapvog is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, cheerful snake.

Gessbapvog created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gessbapvog, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gessbapvog, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Gessbapvog's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Gessbapvog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gessbapvog.

2. Ants are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.