Hatkinkantam is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy hummingbird.

Hatkinkantam created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatkinkantam, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hatkinkantam, he will turn you into a mouse.

Hatkinkantam's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Hatkinkantam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never sit in the presence of birds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.